Saturday, 12 September 2015

[88*} Best Funny WhatsApp status in hindi/English - Funny statuses😉

Posted by Nitin Singh
WhatsApp - The one of the biggest medium through which we talk to our friends, relatives, neighbours etc. I've been noticing from quite a well, the  craze of Whatsapp, status & DP's is increasing like hell. So, I've decided to share some of the best Funny WhatsApp status in hindi, these funny statuses are in english also. If you're searching for the best WhatsApp status in hindi then this place is for you. I am going to share with you all, some of the cool funny whatsapp status which you all might like.

The status which I am going to share below are exclusive and the good thing about them is you're free to use any of the funny statuses mentioned below on your WhatsApp account or can send those to your friends on WhatsApp if you like any of those, just copy it directly and send to your friends, or maybe GF.  So, not going to waste anymore of your time, gonna share Funny status for whatsapp in hindi 2015 below if you're actually searching for them then this is the place for you guys, I should exactly say. You can also checkout some short whatsapp status here if you want.

short funny whatsapp status in hindi

Best Funny Whatsapp Status 2015

Here are some of the best funny whatsapp status which you can put as your Whatsapp Status if you want guys. Let me know if you like any of these given below:-
  • I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
  • You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
  • If you don't care stop talking about it.
  • Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
  • Don't worry. God is always on time.
  • Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
  • If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
  • If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.

Funny whatsapp status in hindi

  • “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey
  • “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
  • “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always! 
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
  • Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.

Funny status for whatsapp in English

  • In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  • When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  • I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
  • Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
  • Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
  • Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
  • Hey,you are reading my status again??

Best funny statuses - Latest status funny ideas

  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
  • we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
  • Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  • Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.
  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  • Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
These were the best funny whatsapp status or you can say the best funny status for whatsapp in hindi & english language. I hope these made you laugh and will be a good funny status on your Whatsapp profile. good luck for that, let me know the response of public you get your Whatsapp for your status. Don't forget to share this article with your friends. Thanks and keep visiting. Also check some of the coolest Attitude status for whatsapp here. 

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